What Islam has to say about the humor:
nothing. Nothing. Nothing. No wonder - because humor is an independent Think ahead.
Islam has more than ridicule.
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So, I have decided, after I have received from the Great Spirit Manitou messages to establish their own religion with the following irrevocable and eternally valid principles: The Religion of
Manitismus is the only true religion.
Manitou is the only God, not other gods must be worshiped and adored
I am the only ambassador of Manitou and must recognize each Manitist Juan as such.
Each Manitist - even after the creditor or have called noble and Ambassador Juan Juanist - must seek his life be the Juanismus spread in the whole universe, that time being all over the world.
If a Juanist turns away from his religion, he has his Right to life, playful, and every faithful Juanist must strive to kill the apostates.
have members of other religions such as Christians, Buddhists, Jews, Hindus, atheists, or only a conditional right to life, second only
as people Class and only when connected to Juan, his successor and members of his religion a high tax bezahlen.Wenn them but refuse, they must be brutally murdered with as much torture.
a particularly privileged and humane method of execution is heads or hanging, but causes only disbelievers who have made life for the Juanismus deserves.
Juanist Every male has the right to 4 wives if he wants to replace one that he has to call her only 3 times: I assume you no longer want, and another. Juan himself, may copulate as many wives as he pleases, no one has the right to refuse him. serve
When at war, which may be to ensure the existence of the Juanisten also raids or wars, the global spread my wonderful religion, women and children are caught, then any warrior women as sexual slaves to take an unlimited number the children as slave labor.
Only for the selection of slaves, the wonderful
Manitus ambassador, Juan, the right of choice.
adult male prisoners sold as slaves or beheaded.
Who be mocked or ridiculed Juan or Juanismus must immediately killed.
all the rules of Juanismus together in a holy book called: "Juan BOOK OF ETERNAL WISDOM".
the many other laws rules of the religion of the eternal, good and just Mannitu can be found in the holy book.
Juan is in the UN and the EU and also in Switzerland, seeking for recognition of his wonderful religion and the law of the LEGAL PROTECTION OF HUMAN AND CONSTITUTIONAL rights guaranteed RELIGIONSFREHEIT.
And this should not be denied Juan.
I, envoy Manitus and founder of the only true religion as an envoy of Manitu urge all governments on earth that built for the Manitisten, Juanisten in every town and village wayside be financed by the various state arts funds in Switzerland, for example by the "Pro Helvetia", with the support of the remaining stock of the "EXPO 02" account.
The Hierachiespitze the Juanisten, Manitisten promise these symbols of the only true religion provisionally not to use torture and the torture - to the political Juanismus Majority is reached.
So we will declare a MORATORIUM of 5 years, during this time are not the wayside their holy purpose according
be used.
Shulumanitu from the sublime Juan
called for help from the displaced persons, "UN Special Rapporteur on the human right to adequate housing" criticizing the work of the authorities: "According to my information," said Miloon Kothari of the Tribune de Genève, "It was raining heavily."
you (Muslims) should play football, but without the four lines on the football field, because these lines were originally designed by the wicked and the international law.
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If a player a hand or leg is broken during play, may the game be stopped temporarily. The person who caused this injury should not the yellow or red card shown. This event should not "foul" are mentioned. The injured person must be right (against the cause of the injury) according to the Islamic Law (Arabic: Sharia) claim, cite that the Qur'an and Sunnah (Note:. Atoned According to Islamic law, a violation of the same type of injury, or money paid).
Modern Western satellite technology now made public, which will cause many to fear for his place in the Muslim paradise. Architect of the religion of peace have targeted several mosques wrong - just in Saudi Arabia, the birthplace of the prophet.
Salman Rushdie is knighted (1), and the Muslims are not good. Did you yes. Sure. But logic, which then Pakistan's Minister for Religious Affairs Mohammed Ijaz ul-Haq busy themselves, (2), is somewhat Dadaist: The West accuses the Muslims of extremism and terrorism.
If someone detonates a bomb on his body, he would be in the right if not the British government apologizes and the title of 'Sir' withdraw.
Ahmad Al-Tayyab: As far as beating the woman .. It was summarized as part of a program for women's education. [According to the Koran states that] first, "she exhorted," [then] "sleep in separate beds and suggests they"
Interviewer: I think we have to stress that this is a stubborn woman.
Ahmad Al-Tayyab: Of course. It can not anyone losprügeln easy as it suits him. [Westerners] say these things about Islam but that is a product of her imagination. They are villains because they know that there is no such thing in Islam, and they want to impress on this interpretation of Islam. Why? Because the Islamic culture is the only one that spreads out, and are seen by people from other cultures with fear. Well, this method was developed as part of treatment for a stubborn woman. I have two choices. Either The family is destroyed by divorce, or I can use means, which my wife, the mother of my children, bring to reason. The first means is admonishment.
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The second means "to sleep in separate beds." Why? Because it aims to honor ... One could say much about it. The strength of a woman lies in IHER ability to seduce the man. The man is strong and can do what he wants, but the woman has their own weapon. This weapon can be specifically targeted. Many women come back to their senses when they realize that it's about.
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By Allah, even if only a woman can be reformed by light beatings in a million .. this is not a real Beat up, that's more a kind of blows .. Sun push and push. That's it.
greet you,
You know that's true, but by your arrogance will not you believe it ! Have you ever thought who creates the universe that can not be a coincidence, there must be a Creator (ALLAH). I will now criticize non, you have the free choice of religion, it really keep up with MUSLIM be fully disclosed so on. You can also budist, Jew, be a Christian. But what is right in the last day you'll see, because only Islam is correct. For example, you stand in the morning at 7:00 clock in and begin to work at 8:00 clock, then you come in the evening homecoming make your tv on what to eat etc.. have you ever thought, or who nacherforscht us HUMANS THE EARTH (universe) created, we should not adopt anything to chance, in Islam there is no chance anyway, it's all been time-determined. YOUR Groet hates the seytan (SATAN) first you must fight him so you should explore Islam, because Islam is peace.
ps: I hope it does not come across wrong, it should not be criticizing, for example, as hey, I'm Muslim and I get to paradise you go to hell, something you may take in any case, think or imagine, because I am Muslim as well as fail- I should also Allah forgive sins, I must follow my instructions too, but in It is only the Qur'an is Islam accepts everything outside that religion is to be punished and that day will come!
Comment by zeynep a different meaning when we imagine the spontaneously.
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